{"id":662,"date":"2002-01-17T17:02:29","date_gmt":"2002-01-17T17:02:29","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=662"},"modified":"2002-01-17T17:02:29","modified_gmt":"2002-01-17T17:02:29","slug":"yum_humanfrom_a","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=662","title":{"rendered":"Yum! Human!From a few sources,"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>Yum! Human!<\/STRONG><br \/>From a few sources, this link about <A HREF=\"http:\/\/www.canoe.ca\/CNEWSWeirdNews0201\/17_lizards-ap.html\">pet lizards eating their owner<\/A>.  I make it a rule never to have pets that consider me lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Yum! Human!From a few sources, this link about pet lizards eating their owner. I make it a rule never to have pets that consider me lunch.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-662","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=662"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/662\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=662"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=662"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=662"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}