{"id":730,"date":"2002-01-29T13:32:05","date_gmt":"2002-01-29T13:32:05","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=730"},"modified":"2002-01-29T13:32:05","modified_gmt":"2002-01-29T13:32:05","slug":"time_on_my_hand","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=730","title":{"rendered":"Time on my handsI need"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><STRONG>Time on my hands<\/STRONG><br \/>I need a new alarm clock.  The one I have has a few fatal flaws.  The first of which is, the reset button is right next to the snooze button.  Who the heck thought this was a good idea.  Lately about half the time when I&#8217;m hitting my clock in the morning I hit that button.  Which means, no more alarm.  Twice in the last two weeks I&#8217;ve slept fairly late without even realizing it.  The second flaw is that the alarm just isn&#8217;t enough to wake me up anymore.  I need to get something different.  Maybe a clock that pulls out a hammer and smacks me when it is time to get up.<\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>Time on my handsI need a new alarm clock. The one I have has a few fatal flaws. The first of which is, the reset button is right next to the snooze button. Who the heck thought this was a good idea. Lately about half the time when I&#8217;m hitting my clock in the morning [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-730","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=730"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/730\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=730"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=730"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=730"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}