{"id":831,"date":"2002-02-14T17:10:26","date_gmt":"2002-02-14T17:10:26","guid":{"rendered":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=831"},"modified":"2002-02-14T17:10:26","modified_gmt":"2002-02-14T17:10:26","slug":"what_a_messed_u","status":"publish","type":"post","link":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/?p=831","title":{"rendered":"What a messed up worldA"},"content":{"rendered":"<p><P><STRONG>What a messed up world<\/STRONG><\/P><\/p>\n<p \/><P>A man <A href=\"http:\/\/www.ananova.com\/news\/story\/sm_521211.html?menu=news.weirdworld.strangecrime\">shot his girlfriend<\/A> because he thought she was going to say the words &#8220;New Jersey&#8221;.&nbsp; He also responds to other words violently, like &#8220;snickers&#8221;.&nbsp; Even though the article made me laugh a lot, I truely hope this guy is locked in an asylum for the rest of his life.<\/P><\/p>\n","protected":false},"excerpt":{"rendered":"<p>What a messed up world A man shot his girlfriend because he thought she was going to say the words &#8220;New Jersey&#8221;.&nbsp; He also responds to other words violently, like &#8220;snickers&#8221;.&nbsp; Even though the article made me laugh a lot, I truely hope this guy is locked in an asylum for the rest of his [&hellip;]<\/p>\n","protected":false},"author":2,"featured_media":0,"comment_status":"open","ping_status":"open","sticky":false,"template":"","format":"standard","meta":{"footnotes":""},"categories":[1],"tags":[],"class_list":["post-831","post","type-post","status-publish","format-standard","hentry","category-uncategorized"],"_links":{"self":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831","targetHints":{"allow":["GET"]}}],"collection":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts"}],"about":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/types\/post"}],"author":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/users\/2"}],"replies":[{"embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcomments&post=831"}],"version-history":[{"count":0,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=\/wp\/v2\/posts\/831\/revisions"}],"wp:attachment":[{"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fmedia&parent=831"}],"wp:term":[{"taxonomy":"category","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Fcategories&post=831"},{"taxonomy":"post_tag","embeddable":true,"href":"https:\/\/ezoons.com\/index.php?rest_route=%2Fwp%2Fv2%2Ftags&post=831"}],"curies":[{"name":"wp","href":"https:\/\/api.w.org\/{rel}","templated":true}]}}