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  • The Elements of Spam Style

    From McSweeney’s, The Elements of Spam.

    14. Use the active voice.

    Notice how aloof the passive voice is.

    Your balls are to be slurped the most by cum-starved nymphos!!!!!

    Hardly persuasive. The five exclamation points feel tacked on, an attempt by an inexperienced writer to breathe life into a desiccated construction. The active voice, however, allows you to write with verve and straightforwardness.

    Cum-starved nymphos will slurp your balls the most!!!!!

  • Maids in Japan

    CNN has an article on “Maid Cafes” in Japan, a popular place for some otaku.

    Maids rule in Japan’s nerd nirvana

    TOKYO, Japan (Reuters) — “Welcome home, Master,” says the maid as she bows deeply, hands clasped in front of a starched pinafore worn over a short pink dress.

    This maid serves not some aristocrat but a string of pop-culture-mad customers at a “Maid Cafe” in Tokyo’s Akihabara district, long known as a Mecca for electronics buffs but now also the center of the capital’s “nerd culture”.

    “When they address you as ‘Master’, the feeling you get is like a high,” says Koji Abei, a 20-year-old student having coffee with a friend at the Royal Milk Cafe and Aromacare.

    “I’ve never felt that way before.” [CNN]

    I’ve been aware of the whole maid thing in Japan for a while just due to the amount of anime shows about maids. They are a whole genre in and of themselves. Everything from victorian romance type stories to action shows with robot maids to catgirl maids. But for some reason the idea of going to a maid cafe just sounds… wrong. It just sounds like too much of a bad joke. I especially like the line in the article about being able to get your ears cleaned (WHAT?). It actually is probably mostly an extremly focused version of what I’ve heard of called cosplay cafes, where the waitresses are dressed like characters from various anime shows.

  • For all the Ravers in the Audience

    One for all those ravers and former ravers: the top raver flicks of 1999. Courtesy of xaotica.

  • Video of the Day

    Tripod
    A great love song for all the geeks out there.

  • Grapetastic Tomatoes

    Someone online mentioned an odd variety of tomatoes today:

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    Is it a grape or a tomato! Make up your mind!

  • Bloggers being funny

    Mad William Flint posts a link to the Best Blonde Joke Ever after a week and a half of silence.

  • Japanese Drum Machine


    Picture 2

    Posted by Accordion Guy, a funky Flash animation called Drum Machine.

  • Happy New Year

    Happy New Years to all my friends. 2005 has been quite a rollercoaster and I survived it relatively intact (well, as intact as one can be when gaining a new lung). I’m also glad it is over because I’m ready to start fresh again now.

    2005 was all about healing. 2006 will hopefully be about rebuilding. I’m actively pursuing a new job. If I get it, it will mean moving back up to Boston and living on my own. It will really be almost starting out from square one again. It’s all kind of scary and exciting.

    I don’t do resolutions because I never seem to actually get around to them. So instead I’m just saying I’ll just keep working to grow stronger and stay healthy.

  • My Resolution

    My resolution for the year:

    In the year 2006 I resolve to:
    Slap stupid people in the head.

    Get your resolution here

  • Two Posts in One Day!

    And they are quizzes. I should burn for this.

    How Gregory should improve for 2006:

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