I can’t remember where I saw the link to this originally (or I’d give credit). Here’s a subset of a bunch of disclaimer stickers for science textbooks. The first one is an actual disclaimer is taken from a sticker designed by the Cobb County School District in Georgia (see original).
Since I saw the Shrek Twinkies at the store today, I just had to get some and take pictures of them. I was only able to stomach a few bites though. I’m just not a huge Twinkie fan.
In the rockin’ future of Hello Kitty.
Oh my, I wonder if someone at CNN will lose their job over this. The lesson, be careful what you name your files (even if it is accurate).
Linked to from over on the Cult of Mac, the iBitch.
Tired of the picture perfect virtual relationships? iBitch 2.0 puts the balance back into your virtual lovelife, giving you the “low end” to have a more fulfilling and realistic virtual relationship. After all, there can be no good, without the bad, right? iBitch 2.0 is the latest addition to the Virtual Girlfriend software family, compatible with Mac & Windows. [arkamfilms.com]
Oh yes, and this probably isn’t worksafe.
Here’s a site where you can vote for a Bush or Kerry Pumpkin. I personally think they both look kind of ugly. They both looks like there’s something running out of their noses. I think I’d be scared if I saw them as a kid, so maybe they’d be great for halloween. Unfortunately, at the time of this posting, Bush is winning.
Just in case you happen to live anywhere near a Volcano.
“Oh yeah, AWAY from the volcano…”
From the U.S. Geological Survey's What to Do if a Volcano Erupts page:
[via The Adventures of Accordion Guy in the 21st Century :: Joey deVilla’s Weblog]During an Eruption –
Move Away From A Volcano – Not Toward It
Once again, my friend Lyn links to some of the oddest things:
Richard “Dick” Grayson woke up gay, and didn’t bother to ask why.
cough. [via lyn – This Is Not The Journal You’re Looking For]
From over on McSweeney’s, Sexual Euphemisms That Won’t Catch On. Here’s a small sample:
Paying extra for refills
Do-boning the salmon fillet
Compounding 4 percent interest annually
Taking the F train to Queens
Thanks to a friend of mine on LJ for posting this, I can’t remember which one I read it on though.
Peter Sellers
“There used to be a real me, but I had it surgically removed.” [via Quotes of the Day]
